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hopefullyenough:

Just because the past didn’t turn out like you wanted it to, doesn’t mean your future can’t be better than you ever imagined.

helpsomeonewithbpd:

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

libertarirynn:

celticpyro:

aivopaahdin:

such-justice-wow:

tooiconic:

striders:

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

This is a call out.

Both are good!


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Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

soloastarwarsstory:

brucewaynesgirlfriend:

brucewaynesgirlfriend:

gandalf is and will always be cooler than dumbledore this isn’t even a debate

gandalf:

  1.  smokes weed
  2. did that to the balrog
  3. got in that fight with saruman
  4. is dumb as fuck

dumbledore:

  1. was a bitch

also when they both respectively died dumbledore just popped off but gandalf got a fucking upgrade

shift-shaping:

Local mage runs out of mana and just starts hitting shit with her staff

How am i gona be ugly n broke at the same time??

haemus:

?????

birdschoolforbirds:

redironoxide:

i dont get why people in gossip girl dont just physically fight each other like why wont someone just punch jenny in the face

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Depression meal 1045

depressionmeal:

A single brownie for breakfast, then nothing for the whole day until consuming a whole stuffed-crust pizza at 8pm.